My jokes this week aren't "racy," but I bet they'll make you squeal:
Q: What do you give a pony with a cold?
A: Cough Stirrup!
Q: What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on?
A: A horse!
Q: What is a horse's favorite sport?
A: Stable tennis!
Q: What do you give a sick pig?
A: Oinkment!
Look how much fun these little piggies are having (the song is great - plug in your headset): http://youtu.be/0J1yeWhKYy0