You know I've been "poking" around for some good jokes. Well, don't lose any more sleep over it - here they are, and they're not the same old "tired" jokes either!
Q: Why do dragons sleep during the day?
A: So they can fight knights!
Q: Why was everyone so tired April 1?
A: They had just finished a March of 31 days!
Q: Why did the man run around his bed?
A: To catch up on his sleep!
Q: How do you make a baby sleep on a spaceship?
A: You rocket!
Q: What do you call a pan spinning through space?
A: Spaceball!
A: Spaceball!
Now, for something really cute - a scene from the movie Babe, with the farmer singing If I had Words to Babe and doing the "pig jig." http://youtu.be/E1aAqnqBOnE
