How about some more jokes to get you over this "hump"day?
What happens when a cat eats a lemon?
It becomes a sour puss!
Why is it hard to play cards in the jungle?
There are too many cheetahs!
What happens when a frog’s car breaks down?
He gets toad away.
What do you get when you cross a parrot with a pig?
A bird who hogs the conversation.
What do you get if you cross a crocodile with a flower?
I don’t know, but I’m not going to smell it!
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