Speaking of having fun in the sun, I just got back from Pig Beach on Big Major Spot Island in the Bahamas
While I was sunbathing on the beach, I was sweating like a "you know what" writing some jokes for you to enjoy this week and share with your buddies:
Q. What holds the sun up in the sky?
Q. What holds the sun up in the sky?
A. Sunbeams!
Q. What is the center of gravity?
A. The letter “V”!
Q. What washes up on very small beaches?
A. Microwaves!
Q. What time does a duck wake up?
Q. What time does a duck wake up?
A. At the quack of dawn!
Q. Where do the pianists go for vacation?
A. The Florida Keys!
I know you're laughing at my jokes, but you'll laugh even harder at Mr. Bean!
I know you're laughing at my jokes, but you'll laugh even harder at Mr. Bean!
